He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
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