I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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