We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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