Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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