One girl and one boy is just not enough.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Randomize
