sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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