one two three fourrrrnication!
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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