I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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