I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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