**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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