We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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