I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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