we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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