If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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