im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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