How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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