i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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