i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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