Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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