Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
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