i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I could fuck to npr.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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