Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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