Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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