Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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