I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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