Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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