So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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