what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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