We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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