No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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