I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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