watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
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