You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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