would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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