in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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