Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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