feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
i love accidental penises.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
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