she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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