Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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