i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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