i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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