brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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