Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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