so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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