Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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