Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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