i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Randomize
