Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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