He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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