do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The cops high fived after they tackled you
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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