i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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